Childish Behavior Quotes

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

How many really capable men are children more than once during the day!

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

It's true I have a side of me that isn't very adult. I can get very emotional about things. I can become crazy, act the clown.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Everybody is welcome to come to dinner, but there's going to be the adult table and the kids' table. Whiny people who want to throw food and make noise and interrupt and be rude and act like children, they can sit at the kids' table.

It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants. When it doesn't come when he asks he tends to get confused and nervous.

Even in this world of course it is the stupidest children who are most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are most grown-up.

It's a kid's game we play. Nothing more than that.

To be angry about trifles is mean and childish; to rage and be furious is brutish; and to maintain perpetual wrath is akin to the practice and temper of devils; but to prevent and suppress rising resentment is wise and glorious, is manly and divine.

My subjects are like children they cry when they are washed.

Politicians have been downplaying the importance of history as a subject in our schools but, if they had bothered to have a better grasp of history themselves, they might have avoided costly wars. Instead they act like children. The only time that they think matters is their own.

[On men:] On their best days, the best of them are eight years old.

North Korea is the errant teenage child, aren't they? Or toddler - they're holding their breath until they get their way.

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

I think it's odd that grown-ups quarrel so easily and so often and about such petty matters. Up to now I always thought bickering was just something children did and that they outgrew it.

Your brain works with all the subtlety of a malicious child.

Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

I look 10 years younger than I am. Unfortunately, sometimes I act like I'm 10 years old.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

He is vanity itself, sacrificing everything to his own moods and childish amusements, and nobody checks him in doing so.

Men, in general, are but great children.

Die human, DIE!! Die nasty polluting person!!!!' yelled Grover. I turned him so he faced me. He kept on clicking his plastic gun towards me as if I was part of the game.

I know you are, but what am I?