Caffeine Withdrawal Quotes

I'd say my biggest vice is caffeine, tea or coffee.

Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

I stay away from caffeine. I've never even tried coffee.

You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.

I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.

Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.

I exist on a caffeine level ten.

I've given up coffee, made diet changes.

I have an addiction to caffeine.

Too much coffee can lead to belly bloat!

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room, while Sam picks up a jar of instant grounds. "Don't," I warn him. He scoops up a heaping spoonful and, heedlessly, shovels it into his mouth. It crunches horribly. Then his eyes go wide. "Dry," he croaks. "Tongue...shriveling." I shake my head, picking up the jar. "It's dehydrated. You're supposed to add water. Good thing you're mostly made of water." He tries to say something. Brown powder dusts his shirt. "Also," I tell him, "that's decaf.

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

Anyone who doubts that caffeine is a drug should read some of the prose composed under its influence.

Couldn't start the morning without caffeine.

Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.

The food containers come in different varieties: for example, drinks, breakfast type food, meats, vegetables. There are about 5-10 days of that type of food in each container. We try not to open a new container until we finish the one we are on - even if that means going without coffee for a couple of days.

For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of weaned myself off. You keep getting second and third winds. But for me, I've stopped doing energy drinks or any kind of stimulant. I just kind of go natural.