Alphonse Allais Quotes

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Nothing can replace sleep, but coffee can do it best. I love coffee.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

Caffeine is a good thing.

I feel like a caffeine addict.

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.

I can't wake up at all without caffeine.

I'd say my biggest vice is caffeine, tea or coffee.

The only thing I rely on is caffeine.

I drink coffee 30 minutes before I want to nap. I think that really helps.

The one thing I don't consume during 'Today' - which surprises many people - is coffee. I find that a lot of water helps wake me up, without the buzz. I love coffee, but usually reserve a double espresso as an afternoon pick-me-up before settling in to do the weekend 'Nightly News.'

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write.

I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several.

I drink too much coffee.

It's coffee - if I have just the right amount, I come across as charismatic. One too many, and it's like I'm having a seizure.

I don't drink coffee: it makes me cuckoo!

I bet you my body is three-quarters Red Bull.

Sleep doesn't seem necessary. You wake up feeling great. But it's not all great feelings.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I can go round the clock without sleep.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

Anyone who doubts that caffeine is a drug should read some of the prose composed under its influence.

"Everyone is asleep. They've all been asleep for years. You seemed... awake." Alex is whispering now. He closes his eyes, opens them again. "I'm tired of sleeping."