Bread Consumption Quotes

French women love bread and would never consider a life without carbs.

I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says. 'But what else have you been doing?' To which I say, 'Are you kidding?' Because bread and babies, as every housewife knows, is a full-time job. After I made the loaves [of bread,] I felt like I had conquered something. But as I watched the bread being eaten, I thought, Well, Jesus, don't I get a gold record or knighted or nothing?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

French women don't eat Wonder Bread.

In the state of society in which we now find ourselves, it is difficult to imagine a nation which lived solely on bread and vegetables.

My biggest tip is this... treat bread like chocolate. You wouldn't have a chocolate bar in the morning and then a double chocolate bar at lunch and then some chocolate before dinner. I was essentially eating a loaf of bread a day. And that doesn't work for me.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.

By and large, we're a bread-eating culture. People like sandwiches. We don't really over-think that one.

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

When the bread basket comes to the table and I have a bite, people are like, "Oh, you eat bread?" I say, "Oh, my God, of course I eat bread. I'm human."

Lava bread makes you passionate.

The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed, lady!

As we have seen, bread, and especially dry bread, evokes secretion of considerably larger quantities of saliva than meat.

People who eat white bread have no dreams.

You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.