Bovine Quotes

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.

I have no affinity for cows. I mean, they're cool.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.

I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.

The Pakistanis can get milk from a bull.

You know, buffalo are significantly bigger than elk. I grew up near Yellowstone so I've been near buffalo. Buffalo are huge.

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails - when you're rapping about a specific thing, you can have more punchlines about it.

History, in other words, is just a device to be used by well-paid boobherds to drive the American cattle in bovine content to their pastures or to the abattoir.

For me, boviscopophobia is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the ship when we're in port.

My father had all these great names for our cows. Bossy and Daisy and Petunia and Turnip. One of my jobs was to round up the cows before milking. I'd go out back with the dog and bring them in.

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature.

Cows are gentle, interesting animals.

I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.