Bladder Control Quotes

I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then you rushed, and hopefully, if you're going to the kitchen for a snack, you'll be back before so you don't miss a line. If your sister sneezed or was talking over a line, there was no way of knowing what that line was or what the joke was.

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

You need to have a great, strong bladder to call professional sports because, especially in football where, you know, you don't know how long a half's going to last and then the timeouts happen and a incomplete pass.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

When I was a kid, it was always very embarrassing for me if I wet the bed - I was 5 years old. I didn't want my parents or my brothers to find out because they'd bust my chops to no end.

Many people can talk for a long period of time. But controlling, you know, your urinary tract is maybe the more difficult issue.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?