Paris Hilton Quotes

Necessity dispenseth with decorum.

Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity.

Before all masters, necessity is the one most listened to, and who teaches the best.

Necessity has no law.

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

If you can, you must.

Necessity has its own rules

In the most important areas, as individuals and countries, we don't change our behavior until we have our backs to the wall.

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

Watson. Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.

Urgent necessity prompts many to do things, at the very thoughts of which they perhaps would start at other times.

How do I do it? I don't know how I wouldn't do it - that's the thing.

Crawford washed her hands a lot. She washed her arms all the way up past her elbows. She just couldn't get enough done in that direction. She was compulsive about being clean, clean, clean!

Well you don’t have to do it.

I never like to see a guy go to the can.

Once more, let me tell you, it is indispensable to you that you strike a blow.

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

You don't decide to paint. It's like getting hungry and going to the kitchen to eat. It's a need, not a choice.

Man seems to be the only animal whose food soils him, making necessary much washing and shield-like bibs and napkins. Moles living in the earth and eating slimy worms are yet as clean as seals or fishes, whose lives are one perpetual wash.

I don't write these stories for the rewards that come back to me. I write them because I have to write them. It's a sickness on some level. It's a compulsion.