Bagels Quotes

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.

We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.

I like cream cheese in just about anything.

On Sunday morning, it's Brooklyn Bagels on Beverly Boulevard. We get them hot. Then we walk some of the famous Silver Lake steps or hike in the hills to the highest vantage point to see the reservoir.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.

I always look forward to getting back East. I miss the cold weather and the Jewish delis.

I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food.