A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.
There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff, enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.
I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.
I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening.
I adore burgers. I know they are bad for me, and only technically a sandwich, but a well made burger, juicy and hot off the grill, is wonderful!
In terms of myself, my next big plan is to loose 7llb (as I've been planning to do since I was seventeen) Also to go to the gym three times a week, not merely to buy a sandwich. And also de-clutter the garage.
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch
I'm like a peanut butter sandwich.
In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.
Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey?
My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.
I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that's what I eat.
It's just me and the Bane. And I'm fighting him because he killed all of those innocent mice and people, and I have to stop him. Not because Sandwich says so but because I say so.
I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.
