Automobile Maintenance Quotes

You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.

Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car.

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

I've got to pay $5 for gas just like everybody else.

I have cared so much and so little about the cars I've owned.

I drove the Ford Ranger until probably five years after college, till about 2001, when I was almost 30.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

The hybrid I have now is one of the least expensive cars I've ever had. I had a BMW 318i convertible once, the ultimate driving machine.

Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.

So,” I said at last, staring at my hands. “How’s, uh, your car?” “I left it out on the street. Figured it’ll be fine there while I’m gone.

I don't have the resources to maintain luxury cars, though I love them.

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

I'd like to have the flying car, I think that'd be really cool.

You go to developing countries today and you'll find automobiles that you haven't seen since you're childhood and that's because they really are valuable, they're taken care of, they're repaired, and when something breaks, they just don't buy a new one, they actually fix it.

I'm not a super-actorly actor, my-body-is-an-instrument type of person, but I do want to do fun, exciting, interesting things. I have a 2001 PT Cruiser. I saved my money so I can take my time and choose something that I think is great, and that's what I'm waiting for.

A man from a primitive culture who sees an automobile might guess that it was powered by the wind or by an antelope hidden under the car, but when he opens up the hood and sees the engine he immediately realizes that it was designed.

I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work.

I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on her.

I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.

Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them off again. Rain quickly speckled the windscreen. He turned on the wipers again, but they still refused to feel that the exercise was worthwhile, and scraped and squeaked in protest.

I used to drive myself about in an old Austin van... and then have to sleep in the back because I couldn't afford a hotel.

Audi has fewer problems with electronics than any other company.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

I think I'm pretty smart on what I spend my money on. I still don't have a new car, I drive my old car that I've had forever. But I bought a house in downtown Chicago.