Animal Humor Quotes

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but they make me laugh.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.

If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not the only beings with personalities, minds capable of rational thought, altruism and a sense of humor. That leads to new respect for other animals, respect for the environment and respect for all life.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing. I am so out of shape, this is ridiculous. My tits are on the ground here.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny.

Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.

It's so good to get up in the morning and see a donkey - they're just unbelievably beautiful and funny. My donkey Hector laughs when I walk towards him; he knows mortality when he sees it.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.