Bill Maher Quotes


Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.


Citations

Maher, Bill. New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer. Rodale Books, 2005.

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Bill Maher
Bill Maher
  • Born: January 20, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

William Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003–present) and the similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect (1993–2002), originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.