Jared Gilman Quotes

When somebody wants me to sign an old picture, it's like looking at another person.

I'll never forget that little apple box I stood on because I couldn't reach the microphone. My name was written on it and it's sitting at Diana Ross's house now. She has all my little doodling papers I would draw and write.

Now this really is something to put on the mantelpiece.

I've never asked a player if they would sign my shoe.

Just a couple of minutes ago, I signed a couple of bowling pins for some people. That's a normal thing. Somebody will hand me something and say, 'Draw a picture! Draw the Dude!' They're probably selling them on eBay or something.

I have my own autograph pads.

I wanted to keep these trunks as a souvenir." "Now look at them." "They were splattered with blood.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

The girl traced the outline of her lover's shadow so she would always have a record of how he looked.

I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too!

I always do book signings with the same blue pen. That way, if I add a personalised message to a book I've already signed, it'll be in the same colour as my signature.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

I've signed a few sneakers in my day.

If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched.

He seemed like such a nice old gentleman—I gave him my autograph as a souvenir.

Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real' was spelled 'reel,' like a film reel.

I am not immune to the lure of a signed record, flier or set list. The fact that your music heroes potentially had, in their own hands, the record you now have in yours is kind of cool. When the musician has departed, it can give the thing a unique power.

Marlon Brando came up to me many, many years ago. He wanted me to do a little doodle for him on the back of an airline ticket.

The only thing I keep from the races I've won are the handle bar grips from the bike, the rubber bits.

I pile up the press clippings and send them off to my mother. She's got a scrapbook going back to when I was, like, eight years old.

I have Peter O'Toole's autograph on a first-edition copy of his autobiography that I acquired under false pretenses.

An Isaac Mizrahi fashion-show ticket signed by Steven Meisel. I rushed up to Meisel at the end of the show and asked him to autograph the card that had his name and seating assignment on it. It was an incredible moment when he shot the autumn/winter 2014 Moschino campaign.

I remember my first professional paycheck. I couldn't keep it as a memento because I needed the money, but I have kept some of the residuals that I get. I got one the other day that was for two cents. I might put that in a frame.