Signature Quotes

Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name.

Chance is the pseudonym God uses when He'd rather not sign His own name.

Imagine the anticlimax of opening a novel you'd just got Dostoyevsky to sign and finding 'Keep smiling - Fyodor.'

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

I often get people that come up to me with the UFC 151 poster with me and Dan on it and ask me to sign it.

Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real' was spelled 'reel,' like a film reel.

I have written my name on the far side of the sky.

I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him, I'd have him sign his name right under my tattoo and then I'd run to the parlor to get his signature tattooed.

When I see people on the street, I look at how they walk. It's like a signature, a fingerprint.

It's got difficult for me to walk down the street without people stopping me to ask for an autograph or to talk to me about boxing.

When somebody wants me to sign an old picture, it's like looking at another person.

Art is the signature of civilizations.

I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.

When you show me the right contract, I'll sign the right contract.

I wish always to be quoted as George Eliot.

I have this routine where on Fridays I sign balls that need to be autographed. One time, after my fortieth or fiftieth ball, I looked over at my secretary and said, 'Who is Bob Stoops, anyway?'

I always wanted to do a deal with Russell Simmons, and now I've got my signature on a piece of paper with his.

I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.

I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.

I did ask Matt Damon for his autograph - and I got a picture, too!

When I was first asked for an autograph, I felt so uncomfortable that I just wrote, 'Tig's Autograph,' and from then on, that's what I write when I sign my name.

I don't put my name on stuff.

I signed my first autograph when I was 11.

I cannot help expressing a wish that every member ... doubt a little of his own infallibility ... and put his name on this instrument.

Read carefully anything that requires your signature. Remember the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.