Phyllis Diller Quotes
When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
Citations
Diller, Phyllis. The Joys of Aging & How to Avoid Them. Doubleday, 1981.
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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.