Josh Billings Quotes

Everyone likes talking about himself. - Hercule Poirot

My mother always accused me of being in love with the sound of my own voice. When we went on road trips, she'd be like, 'Stop singing. Be quiet, you're talking just to hear yourself speak.' It was probably true. I like to ramble on, which is probably why I'm well suited to interviews. You know, there's no other forum where you're literally supposed to sit down and just talk for hours about yourself. I love it.

If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.

Scribblers are a self-conceited and self-worshipping race.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

I love talking about myself.

In general, I can't stand people who always turn a conversation into something about them. I can't stand it when people are too into themselves.

We have all had the experience at some point in our lives of sitting across from someone whose favorite subject is themselves. This is true of nearly everyone to some respect - but for some people, it is a particularly acute problem.

A lot of pictures of yourself - you know, it's a little narcissistic.

I’d always thought I was above being fascinated by anyone but myself.

People just wanna see someone talking about themselves constantly. I'm not interested in that.

I've never any pity for conceited people, because I think they carry their comfort about with them.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

That's her secret, I suppose. Everything that happens to her she's proud of. She makes it special by it happening to her.

Show me the man who isn't interested in discussing himself.

Just drawing back and drawing in; becoming narcissistic.

He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

Folks say I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what it means.

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

When somebody wants to interview me, I've always got something to say.

You know, I'm a really individualistic person. I'm extremely narcissistic and egocentric, too. So I have one life, and I have to live it the way I want.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Each bird loves to hear himself sing.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.