Prince Philip Quotes

There was no romance about the mosquitos, however.

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you.

My colleagues, we're here to smoke the little bugger out.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal it. Put it in another bag and seal it. Another. The packages piled up on the floor, each a book sealed in four plastic envelopes.

Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.

When in doubt take a bath

My car was broken into four times before it was stolen. That can drive you nuts - the repetition. I'd wake up every morning and put on my jeans over my pajamas to run down and see if my car was still on the street. That's not a pleasant way to live.

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

The man that brings ant-infested faggots into his hut should not grumble when lizards begin to pay him a visit.

As Christians we are tempted to make unnecessary concessions to those outside the faith. We give in too much. Now, I don't mean that we should run the risk of making a nuisance of ourselves by witnessing at improper times, but there comes a time when we must show that we disagree.

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

Somehow, Rush can still sell out arenas. If I was sitting in row one, I would take my chair, unbolt it from the ground and run away.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have to run pipes all over the place.

Don't put a lump of rock under my elbow again!

A fool is only troublesome, a pedant insupportable.

What’s that?” she asked the girl, wrinkling her nose. “Oh, that? That’s just Pillover.” “And what’s a pillover, when it’s at home?” “My little brother.” “Ah, I commiserate. I have several of my own. Dashed inconvenient, brothers.

I have a name,” I grumped, my stomach pinching me harder. “Yes, but it has no pizzazz. Ra-a-a-a-chel. Rach-e-e-e-eel,” he said, trying it out in different ways. “No one will tremble in terror at that. Oh my God!” he said in a high falsetto. “It’s Rachel! Run! Hide!

My husband asked for the separation and I supported it. We had struggled to keep it going, but obviously we'd both run out of steam.

I just felt like I had run out of steam. I just felt like it was my time.

Here there be monster." Bob whispered, half hysterically. "Run! Run already!