Jackie Mason Quotes

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.

There is no question that the minority party always makes a sport of going after the governor.

I'm always happy to see one of my Republican colleagues make a mistake.

It is the BJP's duty to criticise and oppose me. I have no problem with that.

A lot of Democrats like to play the 'If we were Republicans' game. I usually hate it; I don't want to behave like the Republicans do.

I do think that the Republican Party is in a crisis right now, a crisis of confidence about who we are.

As one person said to me , Republicans know [Donald] Trump is a stain on their party.

It isn't personal per se to document what the Republican Party leadership is doing and how they're abrogating actual leadership.

The Democrats often seem like the Not Republican Party, no more and no less.

The Republican Party has bent over backwards not even criticizing Democrats in hopes that people wouldn't think they're what the Democrats say they are, while the Democrats go out and behave that way times ten all the time every day and never get called on it.

I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

The Democrat Party is a shrinking and dwindling hate group. That's literally what they've become.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

We must stop being the stupid party.

Why do members of my party constantly go after the president personally?

[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

Victimhood and a “can't do” spirit is what the Democratic Party has mostly been about since the Great Depression.

I can think of no better reason to vote against Obama than the prospect of an administration where any criticism of the President is treated as racism.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

If this [national Democratic Party] is a national party, sushi is our national dish. Today, our national Democratic leaders look south and say, "I see one-third of a nation and it can go to hell."

The Republicans, they are in the danger of rooting for the country to fail. They look bad that way, I mean, and I want to say to them, cheer up, Republicans. Eventually, things will get worse.

Democrats have become very good at electing very bad Republicans

The Republican Party, as much as it pains me to say this, should be ashamed of themselves.