Gaffes Quotes

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

We're going to finally wrassle to the ground this gigantic orgasm that is just out of control.

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I'm always happy to see one of my Republican colleagues make a mistake.

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.

I reckon there could be an entire 'It'll Be Alright On The Night' programme dedicated to me on 'The Chase.'

Presidential campaigns are mistakes poorly or well recovered from.

Write what he means, not what he says.

Politicians try to make friends, build constituencies, and avoid gaffes. Trump does the opposite, seeking out land mines in order to detonate them.

I wouldn't want to stop making those gaffes, even if I could. People realise I am flesh and blood. I am not sensitive about it. It's just my enthusiasm. I want to say so much more than I have time for.

I was always 'foot-in-mouth-Mia.'

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Ford administration.

Joe Biden is that special combination of someone who is very talented and influential, but when he starts speaking, there's inevitably going to be headlines written about something he said.

I had to really learn what it meant to be on a set and what the expectations were and what producers are. I had to learn who I'm talking to and what their functions are. I had a couple of gaffes: I would ask a person a question, and it wasn't their job. I had to Google their job description. That was the first big adjustment.