Julie Andrews Quotes

If I had two faces, do you think I would be wearing this one.

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

A therapist might suggest my generosity is a way of buying affection. But buying people's love has never been an issue for me. Generally speaking, I don't want their love.

I love you all too much, it's one of just of my problems.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little - or it will seem that his satire springs rather from his own caustic nature than from the sins of the world in which he lives.

I'm a liberal inside a liberal's body.

Many people love in themselves what they hate in others.

I don't gossip about myself.

Lots of narcissistic people have helped lots of other people with their music. That's such a narcissistic thing to say! Ha ha!

In my conscience I believe the baggage loves me, for she never speaks well of me herself, nor suffers any body else to rail at me.

I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am.

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.

As a matter of fact we both are [being offensive]; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

I've got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!

I feel like I'm always talking about myself, and I love not talking about myself.

I'm overcritical, insensitive, and pushy when it comes to me. With everybody else, I'm a great listener, and all I want is for them to be happy.

I started out making fun of comedy. Then I became the thing I was making fun of.

I realized everything my mom had done for me: Anything we didn't have, she made sure we had.

if i repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior. what demon possessed me that i behaved so well?

Men who retain irony are not to be trusted. They can't always resist an impulse to tickle themselves.

The familiar writer is apt to be his own satirist. Out of his own mouth is he judged.