Evan Esar Quotes

I'm too lazy to work out.

I swear on my mum's life, I've never done a day's exercise.

I also don't exercise. I can't imagine exercising for two hours. Not my style.

I've never been to the gym. I do nothing.

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

I don't do sports, really.

Charlestoning is hard. People were fit in the '20s to be able to do that. I guess they didn't sit in front of their computers all day.

I could count on one hand how many times I've worked out.

Inactivity is the killer and, remember, it's never too late.

Occasionally I encounter people getting into their cars who will say, "Oh, you haven't been walking lately" - like I'm a symbol of the ancient art of walking!

Amazingly, only 15 percent of U.S. adults engage in regular vigorous physical activity, and 60 percent report getting effectively no exercise at all from regular or sustained leisure time activity.

Inactivity is death.

So many older people, they just sit around all day long and they don't get any exercise. Their muscles atrophy, and they lose their strength, their energy and vitality by inactivity.

I am so lazy. I really don't have a regimen. When I was younger I used to be into cardio and taebo and step-orobics and hiking. Lately, I haven't done anything at all. I'd like to get into yoga, but I've been really bad.

You'll never find me in a gym.

I prefer atrophy over exercise any day.

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

When I was younger, I avoided exercise or anything strenuous. I didn't even enjoy walking. As I got older, I spent so much time marking books or sitting at a desk writing that there was no room for exercise - not that I would have bothered anyway.

People are still grasping for the miracle, and unfortunately, there are no miracles, if you do not exercise for a year, and let your body remain dormant, then you will gain weight.

I hardly ever work out.

Sporting goods sales have suffered because Americans have become too sedentary.

When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.

I've been in a gym probably nine days of my life.

I don't like to work out, and I get bored easily.