Mark Twain Quotes

I'm not just a cuckolded wife.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Men don't deceive their wives unless they love them. When they love them most, they deceive them. It's a form of fidelity, their deceit.

There is no justification for having an affair.

My first husband was a serial cheater.

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

I believe that women know if their husbands are unfaithful. They feel it.

Affairs have been going on since Tolstoy.

I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.

Although I wrote a book about infidelity around the world, I ended up concluding that fidelity is quite a good idea.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

I would be heartbroken if I found out my husband had a mistress.

Married, but not to each other.

My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister

If a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

People still cheat on their wives, that hasn't fallen out of fashion. We all speak of it badly, but it has not fallen out of fashion.

Don't wanna marry nobody, if they're already married.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.