Sandra Bernhard Quotes

People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

Mr. Frazier makes me laugh out loud.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

You do some things and you just hope people will laugh.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy has always had an impact on my life.

I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around.

You've got a million ways to make me laugh

I think comedy's just about being interested in comedy and what makes people laugh and experimenting.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

I love people who make me laugh!

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

I love making people laugh.

I think it's awesome to be able to make people laugh.

I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is wonderful.

I just find little things in life funny, it's why I giggle during my shows.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I love to entertain and make people laugh.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.

I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different.