Paul Reiser Quotes

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

But now I have a child, and it's the best thing in the world.

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Raising children is an enormously important part of life. I think one of the most important, or the most important, period.

Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you don't have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life.

My daily life is mostly spent with my three kids and raising them.

Of children as of procreation -- the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable

I think when you have children, it just changes your worldview.

There's some people that are 24 hours with the baby and it doesn't make a difference. They could be anywhere.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

I have a child and I've made a few people happy. That is all.

Being a parent wasn't just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life.

Having and raising children is doing something with your life! ... And I have to say that having your kids is one of the greatest things you can do.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

Raising children changes everything. It's a complete cliché to say that, but it's really true.

When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

I got kind of burned out, so I moved to Florida. I was down there for 10 or 12 years, raising children.

I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze.

I like kids but I also like the option to close the door. Becoming a parent is a whole other life, and it doesn't stop.

Raising five boys is a handful, trust me.

I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents.