Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

My introduction to track racing was through the background of cross country running, which is not a sport perhaps as popular in America as it is in England.

I started competing in cross-country when I was seven years old.

I love sprinting, but I hate long-distance running. Isn't that funny?

Nobody loves the Boston Marathon as much as the people who make fun of it year after year. This was the race that previously offered as a prize a not particularly expensive medal, a laurel wreath, and a bowl of beef stew. This was the race that, on one memorable occasion, nobody knew who actually won.

The whole decathlon is ridiculous, but the 1,500 meters is insanity.

I don't mind tracksuits. At the track.

We may train or peek for a certain race, but running is a lifetime sport.

I used to be an athlete and even ran the 400 metre stretch for Tamil Nadu. I have always been active.

Yes, my dad's a marathoner. He used to do sprint distances and then started marathoning. My mom is an endurance animal. She does three-day events like the Susan G. Komen three-day walk.

The Canadian run can be no different, at least in terms of actual running.

My last real race was at the Olympics in Sydney in 2000.

I think I was in the most historical and golden era of track and field.

I've participated in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon a couple of times, but only in the running portion.

When I was in school, we would always have running races. I was good at it. Always sprinting. I can run long distance, too.

I want to run as fast as I can.

I enjoy my athletics, and I want to take it as far as I can.

Me, if I'm in a long-distance race, I have speed. In the sprint, I don't have so much speed.

I've always enjoyed running.

In 100m, the timings fluctuate.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

Donald Trump is to traditional values what I am to marathon running.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

I would love to have a race against Usain Bolt one day! It would certainly be a good challenge for me.