Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

It's not healthy to ever put someone first before yourself.

A prudent consideration for Number One.

Even though there will be times when I'll need to protect myself - there will definitely be times when I'll have to put up my guard just to monitor what comes in and out of my life - there's a grace there... no pun intended!

There's a vulnerability in music but you've also got to protect your sacred place and have a place you can still retire to that no one else knows about. So that's a thing I just try to balance.

Sometimes you have to keep things very close to your own chest in your life, or this life.

Look out for Number One. If you don't, no one else will.

If I had any deadly secrets, I wouldn't still be alive.

I've got two kids and a missus. I don't want problems after boxing. You need to be careful.

I've definitely got to look after myself first and foremost.

I think I just gotta get more selfish.

I am a private guy, and at the end of the day, I only really do care about my family. That's the most important thing: my way of life, my family. Whoever is in front of that is going to get hurt.

There are times where you have to be selfish.

I admire how she protects her energy and understands her limitations.

You shouldn't give up. For a while, you have to stay close to the wall and be careful who you spend time with and take care of yourself.

Don't stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.

It is wise to withhold one's heart and mind from men who think themselves superior.

I learned to stop saying yes because I then have to back out. I've been trying to prioritize my health.

Prudence is a duty which we owe ourselves, and if we will be so much our own enemies as to neglect it, we are not to wonder if the world is deficient in discharging their duty to us; for when a man lays the foundation of his own ruin, others too often are apt to build upon it.

How inexplicable it seems. Anything else will be accepted as a better excuse. If one sets aside time for a business appointment, a trip to the hairdresser, a social engagement or a shopping expedition, that time is accepted as inviolable. But if one says: I cannot come because that is my hour to be alone, one is considered rude, egotistical or strange.

He that scatters thorns, let him not go barefoot.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I am not Captain Save-A-Ho; I can only save one at a time, and that's me!

I just try to do me and stay out of harms way.

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

If you hold yourself dear, protect yourself well.