Victoria Coren Mitchell Quotes

I'm actually not a very good driver, to be honest with you. I'm a scatterbrain driver. I'm not very focused. I'm always trying to find the right music station or put on a new CD or trying to eat something.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

People do really stupid things while driving.

Riding my motorcycle around L.A. is like my own video game. But unlike many folks at the wheel, I am occupied with getting where I'm going and keeping myself safe. Most people are applying makeup, texting, and checking out the beauty in the next car.

I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?

I guess I'm not too crazy on the road. I'm really like a freak - I always have to be driving.

Most of us have to spend a lot of energy to learn how to drive a car. Then we have to spend the rest of our lives over-concentrating as we drive and text and eat a burrito and put on makeup. As a result, 30,000 people die every year in a car accident in the U.S.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

We must do a better job of educating all drivers to be safer on the road.

I always drive like a madman.

I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

We've become such a multitasking society that just paying attention to the road doesn't seem to be that important anymore. I have to remind my kids all the time that that's what you're supposed to be doing in the car.

I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

As a driver, I will always be the same guy.

I am a pretty bad driver, so when I drive, I need to be calm. I can't be vibing to DMX, all hype, in the car.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

Sometimes motorists do irrational things.

My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm never doing 40, always a careful 37.

I normally try to drive carefully.

My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.'