Joel McHale Quotes

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

On New Year's Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them

Didn't people call New Year's the loneliest night on the calender? She took comfort in knowing somewhere on the planet, someone might be as miserable as she was.

The etiquette question that troubles so many fastidious people New Year's Day is: How am I ever going to face those people again?

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!

And So This Is Christmas; And What Have We Done? Another Year Over; A New One Just Begun; And So Happy Christmas; I Hope You Have Fun; The Near And The Dear Ones; The Old And The Young.

Along my journey / through this transitory world, / new year's housecleaning.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

The year has held its ups and downs for me; I'm sure it has for you, too. I'm counting on the year ending on a note of joy (and gingerbread!) and look forward to a new year brimming with promise and peace.

he kissed me hard. "Promise me. Promise me you'll spend New Year's with me next year," he whispered into my ear.

New Year's Eve always terrifies me.

My New Year's style resolution is to buy and wear more clothing that is handmade by artisans or eco-friendly.

Perhaps a good resolution for the new year would be to keep asking what world we want to pass on to the next generation. Indeed to ask whether we have a real and vivid sense of that next generation.

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?"

People will set a New Year's resolution: "I'm gonna get in shape this year." But they don't set a parameter for how they're gonna measure it. Or if they do measure it, they wait until the first day of the next year. You'd never run a business that way. Document your progress.

I see no reason why 1931 should not be an extremely good year.

Don't bother with New Year's resolutions if you don't have the discipline to put a plan in place to actually achieve them.

Honor to the earth," the abbot said, "honor to the dead in the passing of the year; honor to the living, in the coming of the new. A Great Year passes tonight. A new one begins. Let the good that is old continue and let the rest perish.

The new year always brings us what we want Simply by bringing us along—to see A calendar with every day uncrossed, A field of snow without a single footprint.

The notion that you would initiate a new product without preparing the way by persuasion and advertising and salesmanship is fantastic. It's an integral part of the system.

Good wine needs no bush.

I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said.