Will Rogers Quotes

The most biased people are the Democrats.

Jesse Helms wants me to move to the right, Lowell Weiker wants me to move to the left, and Teddy Kennedy wants me to move back to California.

You see, to me, it doesn't really matter if an elected official has a D or an R behind her name, or his name. I honestly don't give a damn about who belongs to either political party.

I do not understand those who divide political life from the point of view of political parties.

I will not speak with disrespect of the Republican Party. I always speak with respect of the past.

The people who vote in the primaries are at the ideological edge of their party.

There is a public perception that the Republican Party is a wholly owned subsidiary of Wall Street.

If you want to live like a Republican, you've got to vote for a Democrat.

I was no party man myself, and the first wish of my heart was, if parties did exist, to reconcile them.

There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.

The Republican Party is the party of national security. There's hardly a national security wing of the Democratic Party anymore. So if we turn away from it, that'll be a big problem.

You and I make the mistake of assuming that the Republican Party doesn't like the media. You and I make the mistake of assuming the Republican Party is as suspicious and distrustful of the media as you and I are, but they're not.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.

You know, sometimes a person's reputation can be far more colossal than the influence of the person. I don't pay any attention to it anymore.

It is only in Washington where many still have a lingering animosity for the political parties. My friends, we need to get over it.

Reputation is but a synonym of popularity: dependent on suffrage, to be increased or diminished at the will of the voters.

Identity politics is the mother's milk of the Democratic Left.

The Democratic and Republican parties, two apparently distinct political entities feeding at the same corporate trough.

When you're rich, you want a Republican in office.

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.

It takes quite a bit of nerve for Democrats to complain about inflation. This reminds me of germs complaining about the disease.

The Republican Party among the public is a minority party.

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump. Take your pick. They are hated; they are not opposed, and I wish an even bigger percentage of the American people would figure this out. The American people are running around thinking that all the hate and the racism and all these other isms are located on the Republican Party side.

What we've seen from Donald Trump has been so negative that nobody wants to be associated with that.