Chris Rock Quotes

I like math, which sounds really nerdy.

I am a rubbish flirt.

I am not a genius. But I am nerdy.

I'm not a romantic lead. I have sticking-out ears and a little troll nose.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

I've always been a geek and slightly awkward... slightly umm... I was never the cool kid at school.

Remember, I'm the kind of kid who used to get stuffed into a locker by school bullies. I've never felt like I'm a big star at any level of my life.

I'm hardly the sexiest man in the world. I'm a bit of a geek.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

I would love to do a really cool romantic comedy, perhaps with Hugh Grant. I think he is brilliant. That's the kind of film I love to go to see. I love 'girls' films'.

I'm such a geek.

I was always a little unsteady in my self-belief. Then there was the Jewish thing. I love being Jewish, I have no problem with it at all. But it did become like a scar, with all these people saying you don't look it.

I've got to be the geekiest guy in the world in a lot of ways. I'm like a zeta male.

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are.

I was a pretty nerdy kid. I was pretty nerdy. I'm still kind of nerdy. I have all of the worst qualities of being a nerd - all of the affect and none of the smarts. I'm a useless nerd! That's pretty bad.

My hairline is receding. So my days as a romantic lead - even though I've never had them - are behind me.

There's a lot of closeted nerds out there.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal and Bridget Jones put together, which was probably about how much I weighed.

Nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource.

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph.

I'm just an awkward old maid with a very great affection for men.

I've always felt most comfortable in the hopeless romantic, underdog kind of roles who always gets the girl in the end. I don't know what that says about me but for some reason it's a natural fit.

I think I love you, Cal." -Abra I'm not good." -Cal Because you're not good." -Abra

I try to be as unsexy as possible.