Terry Jones Quotes

Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certainly chop, grate, slice, knead and mix everything by hand, it does do all these things very quickly and efficiently and saves you time and energy.

Be sure to read a recipe all the way through before you cook. The time it saves you in the long run is invaluable.

I got an automatic breadmaker. It's the greatest! I get more points for that. You computerize in the results you want, and it's no fail. I'm a modern homemaker.

Nothing is worse than washing a head of lettuce or greens, then trying to blot the water with paper towels. A salad spinner lets you rinse, then spin all the water off completely. Plus, it's fun to use.

Quite frankly, I don't know how I could live without my Blendtec.

My favorite is the garlic press. I think it's beautiful as an object. But the awkward part of it all is that I don't use it much because I'm allergic to garlic.

Having been to culinary school, the single greatest asset I learned there was how to cut and chop properly. It's an investment of money that will save you hours of time down the road, and hopefully some cut fingers.

The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.

One essential object is to choose that arrangement which shall tend to reduce to a minimum the time necessary for completing the calculation.

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.

Speak in extremes, it'll save you time.

I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.

Ignorance is poverty. Ignorance is pain. I don't want you to go through that. So what I'm trying to do is save you decades of time by bringing you the best.

Read books, listen to tapes, attend seminars-they are decades of wisdom reduced to invaluable hours.

Thrice happy's the wooing that's not long adoing. So much time is saved in the billing and cooing.

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

We want to get there faster. Get where? Wherever we are not. But a human soul can only go as fast as a man can walk, they used to say. In that case, where are all the souls? Left behind. They wander here and there, slowly, dim lights flickering in the marshes at night, looking for us. But they're not nearly fast enough, not for us, we're way ahead of them, they'll never catch up. That's why we can go so fast: our souls don't weigh us down.

I've reached an age at which I'd rather pay more for something that "just works" than roll up my sleeves, reach for a spanner, and make it work. Time is money, and the older we get the less of it we've got left.

Because you can text while doing something else, texting does not seem to take time but to give you time. This is more than welcome; it is magical.

I love the look of buffed nails. They look neat and chic without actually having to paint your nails-and it takes no time!

This great increase of the quantity of work which, in consequence of the division of labour, the same number of people are capable of performing, is owing to three different circumstances; first, to the increase of dexterity in every particular workman; secondly, to the saving of the time which is commonly lost in passing from one species of work to another; and lastly, to the invention of a great number of machines which facilitate and abridge labour, and enable one man to do the work of many.

What users want is convenience and results.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

If it could save a person's life, could you find a way to save ten seconds off the boot time? If there were five million people using the Mac, and it took ten seconds extra to turn it on every day, that added up to three hundred million or so hours per year people would save, which was the equivalent of at least one hundred lifetimes saved per year.

The machine yes the machine never wastes anybody's time never watches the foreman never talks back.