Lewis Grizzard Quotes


I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good.


Citations

Grizzard, Lewis. I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1959 and Other Blind Alleys. Peachtree Publishers, 1986.

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  • Born: October 20, 1946
  • Died: March 20, 1994
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer

Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a popular stand-up comedian and lecturer.