Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

I'm an angry guy.

It's normal at this point for the fear-anger syndrome to take over and make you want to hammer on that side plate with a chisel, to pound it off with a sledge if necessary. You think about it, and the more you think about it the more you're inclined to take the whole machine to a high bridge and drop it off. It's just outrageous that a tiny little slot of a screw can defeat you so totally.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

I am furious about everything.

I have a long list of things that make me mad.

I am pissed off!

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.

You really have to do something Bruce Banner-like to me to cause me to go into my righteous indignation mode.

There's always something to rage about, right?

The world can make you very angry.

Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great. Oh! I could hew up rocks, and fight with flint.

When I read passages like this, I want to look for the nearest wall to bang my head against.

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.

Excuse my French, everybody in America, but I am pissed.

Anger's not a good emotion.

Winter makes me want to rage.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

The condition of rage is one in which I find myself starting my day - once I see the news headlines.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Abused patience turns to fury.

I wake up angry every morning and start reading [the newspapers]. Then I'm furious.

I'm always angry. I wake up angry. There is a lot to be angry about. Anger is a positive energy.