Anthony Joshua Quotes

I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it highlights them, makes them stand out.

Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked to combine this Barbie with a dry, sarcastic man.

I know, for some people, 2016 was entirely miserable. And I'm like, 'Does it have to end?' Because over here in the Liefeld corner, it's been phenomenal.

I dress well. I travel; I seem to be relatively glamorous for a film guy - which, to me, is like being the fastest midget in the circus.

I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.

Some things are so tragic that you don't know what's funny in it, and some things are so ridiculous you don't know if it's worth talking about it.

Ironic things are interesting.

Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do

Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

We may not be the creme de la creme, but we are the creme de la scum.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

I am a sporting man. I always like to give trains and aeroplanes a fair chance of getting away.

Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.