Steve Martin Quotes

When I was 11, I burned a field down by mistake. It was an empty field, probably about 10 acres in size. Me and my friend were lighting firecrackers, and we ended up burning down the entire field. We got found out, and I think I was grounded for about three months.

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.

For those without fire, any fire is strange fire.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

I burned down my backyard as a seven-year-old. I poured kerosene over dried leaves and set the whole place on fire, just for fun. Yeah, not a very normal thing to do.

It's not a party until the fire department shows up.

I am used to playing with fire. Somebody has to do it.

I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue the toilet seat down and superglue the phone to the nightstand - and all kinds of stuff. I had a chain saw for a while. I didn't really use it but once or twice.

Like, yes, we had a furniture fire get out of control in our backyard one time. But that didn't harm a single person.

I filmed my first little Super 8 movie by stealing my mum's Super 8 camera where I set some fires to some of the models, which actually caught the drapes of my bedroom on fire! The fire department came. I was grounded for three weeks and it was my very first movie.

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.

Fire is the best of servants, but what a master!

For every time she shouted "Fire!" They only answered "Little liar!" And therefore when her aunt returned, Matilda, and the house, were burned.

Playing with fire Kitten?

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

Fire and people do in this agree,They both good servants, both ill masters be.

One man puts the fire out, the other lights the fuse.

Try not to wake up on fire.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

Sometimes I was like Beavis and Butt-head growing up. I know people who lit their friend's house on fire accidentally.

People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire.

Once I was hosting an important dinner party at our house - everything was perfect, candles were lit, the house smelled amazing with great food and drinks ready. We lit a fire and the flue wasn't able to open, unbeknownst to us. We smoked out the entire house and the fire department had to come - it was a mess.

When I was 6 years old, we were lighting firecrackers in the backyard and started a fire. My brother ran out and was pulling water from the creek and pouring it on the fire with a 7-Eleven Big Gulp cup.

I was fortunately able to avoid getting into any trouble with police. There was - I remember I was 12, and I did something really (laughter) - a couple of friends, Cinco de Mayo - we were off school, and we saw some people looking like they were having a party. And we had a little bit too much time on our hands, and so we figured, as kids, a great idea would be to throw some things over the fence and hit all these people with stuff, like eggs and everything.