Alex Pareene Quotes

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

Humor is hostility.

I literally cringe every time I see someone trying to trash talk. Some people just don't have it and they try, and I find that funny.

I like to make fun of serious matters.

I love when people talk trash.

Hamish smiled and rubbed his hands together. "Sure we can. What do you say? Pigs in a Blanket?" He leaned over the cool counter and raised his eyebrows at Gabrielle. "The only way I'll get under a blanket with you is if both of us are on fire," she told him.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

The best way to make the most serious point in the world is to be as unserious as possible.

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun.

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.