Alexander Volkanovski Quotes

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything.

If they are laughing at you, how can they bludgeon you to death?

I don't care if someone calls me names.

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

People trash talk me.

When people make fun of me in their shows, I don't say anything.

I was used to football supporters hammering me and I thought my name was Graham Potter-Boo at one point.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

I love when people talk trash.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

I don't like yelling insults at someone who's never done anything to me.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Violence is not funny.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.

Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.

I don't talk trash often, but when I do, I go for the jugular.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

My friends just make fun of me in some shape or form.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.