Chelsea Handler Quotes

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.

Happy is harder than money. Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money.

When I was a kid, my parents were always like, 'Money doesn't buy happiness.' I thought, 'You just didn't make enough money.' I had to go find it out for myself.

It's almost like when you don't have money, you think it's important. And once you have it, you're like, 'Was I really happy because I have more money going into the bank? No.'

Ask most guys what their ambition is, and they'll say they want to get rich. But when they get rich, they discover it's not what they wanted at all. I don't want to be rich.

A high income job, a big house, nice cars, and lavish vacations don't mean you are rich, in fact it could mean exactly opposite

Money can only give happiness where there is nothing else to give it.

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn't got money.

I'd learned how much happiness money can bring you. Very little.

It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.

One thing I didn't understand in life was that I had $100,000,000 in the bank and I couldn't buy happiness. I had everything: mansions, yachts, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, but I was depressed. I didn't know where I fitted in. But then I found family and friends and I learned the value of life.

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.

One of the things I think we need to emphasize to all young people, whether rich or poor, is the fact that while everyone needs to be able to provide themselves with a decent standard of living, lacking certain other qualifications in themselves, the money which makes such a standard possible will not give them a happy life.

Money will not give you happiness; it's part of the key.

Money is not something that's very important to me.

I always had this impression that money bought you happiness and money solved everything, and it's the biggest lie I have ever been told.

This is my life... I mean, maybe I have Rs 100 crore in the bank, sitting comfortably. If that increases to Rs 10,000 crore, what difference does it make to me.

I don't want to look like I'm money-hungry.

Money can't buy happiness but it'll sure keep a mess of grief off your front porch.

Men pursue riches under the idea that their possession will set them at ease, and above the world. But the law of association often makes those who begin by loving gold as a servant finish by becoming themselves its slaves; and independence without wealth is at least as common as wealth without independence.

With a few exceptions people don't want money. They want luxury and they want love and they want admiration.

He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends.

O citizens, first acquire wealth; you can practice virtue afterward.

Don't be too much concerned about money, because that is the greatest distraction against happiness. And the irony of ironies is that people think they will be happy when they have money. Money has nothing to do with happiness. If you are happy and you have money, you can use it for happiness. If you are unhappy and you have money, you will use that money for more unhappiness. Because money is simply a neutral force.

Although wealth may not bring happiness, the immediate prospect of it provides a wonderfully close imitation.