Mitch Hedberg Quotes


I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.


Citations

Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. Comedy Central Records, 1999.

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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.