Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

Actors are intelligent. Yet, many of them do not communicate well. That's what makes it so hard to have a relationship with one.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

A lot of shows have couples with issues inside the relationship.

I've got a lot of little quirks and moments that - my wife, she knows exactly what to say and how to handle me, 'cause I can be hard to handle.

A lot of cases, what makes you an interesting and complex person makes you a really horrible person to be with romantically.

One aspect of a successful relationship is not just how compatible you are, but how you deal with your incompatibility.

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.

But in all cases when you have problems in your interactions with your boss, there's one more question you have to ask yourself: To what extent is your boss at fault, and to what extent are you a neophyte about supervisor-subordinate relationships?

The person who is truly best suited to us is not the person who shares our tastes, but the person who can negotiate differences in taste intelligently and wisely.

I remember, in the early days of my marriage, I thought I married the wrong person. We held to our own ideas of what the other should be and do, but neither of us lived up to those expectations.

Sometimes when you date people, you end up breaking up, and if teammates are mature enough to deal with that, then it's okay. I never want to bring any undue drama to the team.

Every partner you get is so different, you learn a lot from each of them.

'The Split' is actually really hopeful - although it's left me reeling slightly, thinking about what we do to each other in the name of love, within the contract of marriage.

As a producer, I am dying to explore psychology and urban dilemmas - say, fatigue - in a marriage.

Regardless of whether you're in a gay or heterosexual relationship, you're going to go through your ups and downs.

We love each other, that’s true whatever it means, but we aren’t good at it; for some it’s a talent, for others only an addiction.

I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything.

Ninety percent of the friction of daily life is caused by tone of voice.

I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too.

See, that was the problem in relationships when emotion began muddying the waters. It was as if (Lexie) expected him to do or say exactly the right thing at exactly the right time, whatever that was.

Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.

If a relationship is going to work, it will require compromise and, even then, it is not always going to end the way you want it to.

The key to a successful relationship isn’t just in the words, it’s in the choice of punctuation. When you’re in love with someone, a well-placed question mark can be the difference between bliss and disaster, and a deeply respected period or a cleverly inserted ellipsis can prevent all kinds of exclamations.