Sarah Rees Brennan Quotes

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

The world is ruled by violence, or at least the imminent threat of violence. It always has been.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

You’re a thug. Now get out of here and keep away.

I’ll whip his ass!

Move on over or we'll move on over you.

If Gail Kim gets in my business, I'll make sure there is no more Gail Kim.

...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

I take a few breaths to calm myself, step back, and lift Buttercup by the scruff of the neck. "I should've drowned you when I had the chance." His ears flatten and he raises a paw. I hiss before he gets a chance, which seems to annoy him a little, since he considers hissing his own personal sound of contempt.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

Speak, or I will put a dint in your hat that even a wizard will find hard to deal with!

Well, if you’re through taunting poor Mike, are you ready to go? (Nick) You give me any lip, little boy, and there won’t be enough left of you to run through a sieve. (Zarek)

You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I’m driving my car! (Tory)

Stop playing verbal games with me, madam, or I shall go out into that ballroom, find your mother, and bring her here

Enobaria smiles at Johanna. 'Don't look so smug,' says Johanna. 'We'll kill you anyway.

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.