Metta World Peace Quotes

I like questions that tee me up to make weird jokes, frankly.

One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.

I do love jokes.

All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even when someone's mad at me, I'll deflect anger with humor. My days are filled with laughter. If I'm not laughing, I'm not happy.

I love my jokes.

If someone could get off a good joke every ten days I think our troubles will be over.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.

I don't like jokes.

Some people don't have a sense of humor.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

A joke's a very serious thing.

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them.

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

If possible, be funny.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Humor is my default mode.

I'm able to see humor in a lot of things.

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.