Humorously Quotes

I have the curse of thinking funny!

I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.

[conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way:] With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

I laugh when I end up on the worst-dressed lists. I'm not trying to be fashionable. I know I'm kind of a cartoon character. Do people honestly think I'm wearing a kafkan in order to be fashionable?

I love making wisecracks.

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

When I'm joking around, I'll say I'm a pop star, because it's silly.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

I guess you can tease me about being a drama queen, because that did heighten the drama.

I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I feel like, if there's an elephant in the room, I'd really like to start off by introducing the elephant in the room. And sometimes it's funny.

If there's a photo of a roomful of kids I'm the one with the biggest smile or my hand over my face.