Groucho Marx Quotes

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

We're not getting any younger.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

It isn't so bad getting old. It really isn't. As long as I can stay healthy.

I wanna live long. As long as I can.

Live to 97 and you can do anything.

Of course, no one wants to get older.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

The ordinariness of living to be old is too novel a thing to appreciate.

As time goes by and you're getting older and stuff like that - getting older sucks. You know, I hear all this crap about, 'Oh, you can age with dignity.' Really?

All of my friends are my age and we are all ageing at the same time. We talk about it and moan, but it doesn't bother me.

No one longs to live more than someone growing old.

The more the years go by, the more difficult it gets. I'm getting old.

I've played Big Bird for over half my life, and now I'm in my 80s. It does feel older than 79. Someone said it's just a number, and I said, 'No, I genuinely feel older.'

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Nothing makes one old so quickly as the ever-present thought that one is growing older.

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

We all wish to reach a ripe old age, but none of us are prepared to admit that we are already there.

Aging is a synonym for living.

Getting older is a fact of life.

You reach a certain age, and you're so proud that you're walking and breathing and loving and working and all of that at 90.

I can't say that I deserve longlife; I don't. I've just been around long enough. They say, "My God, she's still here."

Just as the blurring between childhood and adulthood has produced the kidult, so the stretching of middle into old age has fostered another peculiar chimera: septuagenarians with apoptosis sporting the depeche mode.

Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.