Evan Esar Quotes

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don't count?

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.

I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.

One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?

What is wrong in getting divorced? If a couple is incompatible and just cannot stay married anymore, should they put on a show of togetherness just for the sake of society, or, for that matter, any extended family?

My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.

I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced.

There is probably no such thing as a good divorce, but clinging to an old idea of how relationships are unraveled can make a bad thing even worse.

I'm not very kind about marriage. I will never get married again.

Married in 1983, separated in 1987, and divorced in 1988. Enough said.

I'm very lucky, I had a very amicable separation and very amicable divorce, but it was still horrendous.

Anyone who goes through divorce goes through a very hard time.

People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced.

Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder

Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time.