Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
I wouldn't mind being in a relationship, but there's no reason to marry.
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Awww! Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'
Marriage is not for everyone.
My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.
I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.
As for getting married, I don't have strong feelings, really - I can take or leave it.
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Despite my divorces, I still believe in marriage, and I have believed in all my marriages, although maybe not the one with Sylvester Stallone, as I was really pressured to marry him.
Marriage is too much like slavery not to be involved in its fate.
Divorces are getting so common that a woman I know doesn't bother getting a new marriage license. They just punch her old one and give her a transfer. You can't teach an old dog new tricks - so she keeps changing dogs.
I don't believe that a piece of paper can decide your relationship status.
In the early days of the New England colonies, no more embarrassing or hampering condition, no greater temporal ill, could befall any adult Puritan than to be unmarried.
"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we have.
I don't know if I'll ever get married. I have no plans to not get married.
I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]
I am a big believer in marriage.
