Adam Ferrara Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

There are no soul mates. Not in the traditional sense, at least. In my 20s someone told me that each person has not one but 30 soul mates walking the earth. (“Yes,” said a colleague, when I informed him of this, “and I’m trying to sleep with all of them.”) In fact, “soul mate” isn’t a pre-existing condition. It’s an earned title. They’re made over time.

I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last.

Sex is the joining of two bodies; love is the joining of two souls.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

Making love with a woman and sleeping with a woman are two separate passions, not merely different but opposite. Love does not make itself felt in the desire for copulation (a desire that extends to an infinite number of women) but in the desire for shared sleep (a desire limited to one woman).

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.

Love is real, real is love, Love is feeling, feeling love, Love is wanting to be loved. Love is touch, touch is love, Love is reaching, reaching love, Love is asking to be loved. Love is you, You and me, Love is knowing, We can be. Love is free, free is love, Love is living, living love, Love is needing to be loved.

Love is touching souls.

Sleep is still most perfect, in spite of hygienists, when it is shared with a beloved.

It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.