James Patterson Quotes

O the shame of it, the humiliating shame of being condescended to by dolts

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing.

... condescending SOBs

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

You are not worth the dust which the rude wind Blows in your face.

You're so full of it, darlin'.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

I wouldn’t expect you to get it, Daisy. You don’t look at anything besides Photoplay—and even then somebody’s gotta explain the pictures to you.” Daisy’s mouth hung open in outrage. “Well, I never!” “Yeah, that’s what you tell all your fellas, but the rest of us aren’t buying it. Go away, now, Daisy. Shoo, little fly!

Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.

I don't believe in ever putting a dog down for behavior issues, because that's just punishing the dog for something wrong that humans did.

The only thing that is pathetic... is you.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being.

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

Bukharin's a swine and surely worse than a swine because he thinks it below his dignity to write a couple of lines.

You may have succeeded in shutting down the attack simulation, girl, but it was by luck alone, not skill. I would die of shock if you managed to do anything useful again for a long time" This is the Marcus that Tobias knows. The one who knows right where to hit to cause the most damage.

I would love for the world to have a dog psychology center everywhere.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.