Luis Bunuel Quotes

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

Age does not matter if the matter does not age.

Sometimes I can't believe I'm going to be 60. I always say there's no point moaning about getting older, when there's nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, 'Really? Me?'

I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common.

I can't get my knickers in a twist about my age and ageing in an industry that caters to the ids of 14-year-olds.

The fact that in America bread lasts so long. You buy bread, and then it's bread forever - it's Forever Bread!

If I can play 15 when I am 25, I can play 35 when I'm 55.

We don't grow older, we grow riper.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.

The older you get, I have to say, the funnier you find life. That's the only way to go.

I'm like the wine. The older I get, the better I get.

I've told everyone that I grew old on 'Hee Haw,' but I could've grown old without it.

You're gonna lose looks when it comes with age, but if you have that sense of humor, it will always keep things great in a relationship.