JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

I don't care what other people think.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.